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About Me
- Not Keith
- I'm a frustrated artist with mild MS and an inoperable congenital cerebral aneurysm in my right frontal parietal, and believe you me, IT FUCKING SUCKS! So I'm drawing as much as I can when I can so that when I die, i don't feel like an arse for not trying hard enough.
Inspirations and aspirations
Francis Bacon
The master.
Lucien Freud
The other master. One of two masters.
John Casey
This guy makes ‘little exorcisms’ and I want to be like him.
Edward Gorey
Best children's illustrator ever.
Oliver Postgate
Inventor of great things and all-round fabulous bloke.
Viz Comic
It used to be funny.
Gerald Scarfe
One of the most powerful image-makers in history. IMMHO.
Peter Howson
Not a great website but a fantastic artist
John Copeland
This guys journals are fantastic.
James Jean
And this guy. I would do anything to be able to do what this guy can do.
Nicholas Gurewitch
Comics for every occasion.
Danny Gregory
This guy almost inspired me to start drawing again a while ago. But another man’s paralysed wife turned out not to be enough. You’ve got to find your own catastrophe .
Jason Levesque
Great critters and chics.
Sam Brown
Everybody loves Exploding Dog
Hope Gangloff
What can be done with a couple of biros.
Hieronymus Bosch
I still find it hard to believe that Bosch was painting so long ago.
Bob Godfrey
Bob Godfrey is wicked.
Anthony Ventura
Self-consciously cool maybe but pretty cool nonetheless
HR Giger
I discovered Giger on acid at art college. That's how cool I am.
Scott Cuzzo
This guy loves drawing hands.
Mattias O Adolfson
I love this guy.
Sebastian Horsley
Just to annoy Betty really.
The master.
Lucien Freud
The other master. One of two masters.
John Casey
This guy makes ‘little exorcisms’ and I want to be like him.
Edward Gorey
Best children's illustrator ever.
Oliver Postgate
Inventor of great things and all-round fabulous bloke.
Viz Comic
It used to be funny.
Gerald Scarfe
One of the most powerful image-makers in history. IMMHO.
Peter Howson
Not a great website but a fantastic artist
John Copeland
This guys journals are fantastic.
James Jean
And this guy. I would do anything to be able to do what this guy can do.
Nicholas Gurewitch
Comics for every occasion.
Danny Gregory
This guy almost inspired me to start drawing again a while ago. But another man’s paralysed wife turned out not to be enough. You’ve got to find your own catastrophe .
Jason Levesque
Great critters and chics.
Sam Brown
Everybody loves Exploding Dog
Hope Gangloff
What can be done with a couple of biros.
Hieronymus Bosch
I still find it hard to believe that Bosch was painting so long ago.
Bob Godfrey
Bob Godfrey is wicked.
Anthony Ventura
Self-consciously cool maybe but pretty cool nonetheless
HR Giger
I discovered Giger on acid at art college. That's how cool I am.
Scott Cuzzo
This guy loves drawing hands.
Mattias O Adolfson
I love this guy.
Sebastian Horsley
Just to annoy Betty really.
Mates who Blog
Stan Stan the Ugly Man
That's it. I don't have any more mates who blog. And no that does not mean I've got no mates. I've got heaps of mates. Fuck you. Mate.
That's it. I don't have any more mates who blog. And no that does not mean I've got no mates. I've got heaps of mates. Fuck you. Mate.
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3 comments:
This is not a very inspiring image, NotKeith. I'm afraid this is the best I could come up with:
Woman :: Yes. No. Look, I've got to go, I'm on a date with a crippled bloke who looks like Peter Beardsley...
Raspberry :: So, what are your hobbies? I used to like watching porn but I'm dead from the waist down now so there's no real point. Oh, God. Listen, either take me home and sit on my face or take me outside and push me in front of a train...
I think it's fab! As for the cripple dating thing...I stopped breathing on a first date and turned blue instead. Only one experience of that kind needed to alter perspective on crip dating ;) Bendy Girl
Are you saying you died on a first date? Thats pretty offensive, bendy girl. Was there a second date?
Thanks, Stan. That's sweet. (I still think my caption was funnier.)
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